Sherlock Holmes and Watson are camping in the desert; they set up their tent and fall asleep. Some hours later, Sherlock Holmes wakes his friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "Me see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks Sherlock Holmes.
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Sherlock Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."
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"OK!" said Florence. "But I'm going to be absent."
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